HAHAHAHAHAHAH. yatah ganya orang yang PS Block two ah! siuuuuk pasal ada aku pulang tuu :p HAHAHAHHA. marigali.. banarnya siuuk pasal sunyi supaya kami dapat belajar! yatah calon-calon menteri ni kamu tiga orang di atas ah. HAHAHAHAH. dont worry, we won't be suck up after we be one! unlike those %!$@*!^#. HAPPY BIRTHDAY TO ONE OF THE GANGSTER, AZYAN ZAINI :p the girl who tolong me with my business and psycho work! THANK YOU ZY :D you're a true GANGSTER! RESPECT NI KAN SI BRO AH! HAHAHAH. ewww..
Look at those tummy! i see sexy fats.. grrrrrrrr...
Birthday girl
The Gangster table!
Perempuan ani banyak orang takut ni.. kalau nampak, tunduk saja. NEVER EVER EYE CONTACT SAMA IA.. you'll end up crying.. DONT DARE!!!!! gangster table pun takut ni.. HAHAHAHAH..
With gangster and bodyguard :p RESPECT! HAHAHAHA.
Siapa namanya ni kamu?? lelaki ahh.. si hanif kahh atau si didi? HAHAHAH hai nif :p
The coolest people after me, of course :p.
Superstar bersama alai-alai..
hahahah. don't ask!
Duan, inda nampak muscle mu! should re-take!
Amah bersama drebar bermesra-mesraan.. sabar! sabar! after school. hahaha. aku keanehan sja kamu. haha.
My after school... BELAJAR!!!! this girl di atas is soooooooo anehh! ia bawa 5 gerisan ke sekolah, inda ku tahu kenapa. a conversation between me and the girl yesterday...
mimi : jimaaah, sorry.. me : pasal? mimi : jangan marah ah.. aku kana select jadi MP. me : HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHA
MENGAPA PULANG AKU MARAHH?!?!?! and no guys, inda ku beliur kan jadi MP. HAHAHAH. BIMBO BERABIS NI KAMU IA ANI!!!! and kalau kan becali jangan arah sama si mimi, mana ia faham tu. 6 to 10 mins baru ia get it tu! HAHAHHAHA. sayang ku kan sodara ku seorang ani ehh..
This weekend is a healthy weekend because will be going to the gym and main netball.. HAHAHAHAH.. check out the pictures!
Aziemah ismawi iaitu saya sendiri. By the way kami tapuk-tapuk ambil gambar pasal kami takut orang di sana marahi kami. HAHAHAHAHA. loser wahh kami ani.
Amal Azwana, Vavy gurlzZz no.1
Mahfuzah, Vavy gurlzZz no.2 kami nada ambil gambar si mimi cause si mimi becerita sama orang kerja fitness zone ah! hahaha. sorry mi.
THE FUNNY PART!!!! WHY?! becauseeeeeee..................
LAPAS KE GYM, MAKAN DI SNOWHOUSE! ohh wait! issit snowhouse atau snow ice? highly recommended, the ice cream was great and the place was pretty. YOU GUYS SHOULD TRY! hahaha.
thats not it kamuu.. after gym, makan pop corn chicken di KFC and then SNOWHOUSE/SNOW ICE after that MCDONALDS!!!!! ngalih saja fat burning di gym. HAHAHAHAHA
NYAMAN!
THANK YOU MAL!!!! pasal kau belanja.. FUZAH, kalau nanti si amal main netball kami mesti support supaya ia belanja lagi! HAHAHAHAHAHA.
The ice-cream taste like coffee.. aku inda tahu apa namanya.. haha..
The Vavy gurlzZz.. HAHAHAHA SHIT! annoying
SPOTTED AMAL AZWANA MAKAN ICE CREAM THE SECOND TIME! hahahaha.. 98% fats freeee or was it calories free?! whateverr..
GUILTY! after exercising.. HAHAHAHA.. KARANG LAGI kami main netball petang and ke gym malam. bahh, i have to finish up my assignment!
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Wednesday, April 29, 2009
A VERY INTERESTING CONVERSATION
An Atheist Professor of Philosophy was speaking to his Class on the Problem Science has with GOD, the ALMIGHTY. He asked one of his New Christian students to stand and . . .
Professor : You are a Christian, aren't you, son? Student : Yes, sir. Professor : So, you Believe in GOD? Student : Absolutely, sir. Professor : Is GOD Good? Student : Sure. Professor : Is GOD ALL - POWERFUL? Student : Yes. Professor : My Brother died of Cancer even though he prayed to GOD to Heal him. Most of us would attempt to help others who are ill. But GOD didn't. How is this GOD good then? Hmm?
(Student was silent )
Professor : You can't answer, can you ? Let's start again, Young Fella. Is GOD Good? Student : Yes. Professor : Is Satan good? Student : No. Professor : Where does Satan come from? Student : From . . . GOD . . . Professor : That's right. Tell me son, is there evil in this world? Student : Yes. Professor : Evil is everywhere, isn't it ? And GOD did make everything. Correct? Student : Yes. Professor : So who created evil?
(Student did not answer)
Professor : Is there Sickness? Immorality? Hatred? Ugliness? All these terrible things exist in the World, don't they? Student : Yes, sir. Professor : So, who Created them?
(Student had no answer)
Professor : Science says you have 5 Senses you use to identify and observe the world around you. Tell me, son . . . Have you ever seen GOD? Student : No, sir. Professor : Tell us if you have ever heard your GOD? Student : No, sir. Professor : Have you ever felt your GOD , tasted your GOD, smelt your GOD? Have you ever had any sensory perception of GOD for that matter? Student : No, sir, I'm afraid I haven't. Professor : Yet you still Believe in HIM? Student : Yes. Professor : According to Empirical, Testable, Demonstrable Protocol, Science says your GOD doesn't exist. What do you say to that, son? Student : Nothing. I only have my Faith. Professor : Yes, Faith. And that is the Problem Science has. Student : Professor, is there such a thing as Heat? Professor : Yes. Student : And is there such a thing as Cold? Professor : Yes. Student : No, sir. There isn't.
(The Lecture Theatre became very quiet with this turn of events)
Student : Sir, you can have Lots of Heat, even More Heat, Superheat, Mega Heat, White Heat, a Little Heat or No Heat. But we don't have anything called Cold. We can hit 458 Degrees below Zero which is No Heat, but we can't go any further after that. There is no such thing as Cold. Cold is only a Word we use to describe the Absence of Heat. We cannot Measure Cold. Heat is Energy. Cold is Not the Opposite of Heat, sir, just the Absence of it.
(There was Pin-Drop Silence in the Lecture Theatre)
Student : What about Darkness, Professor? Is there such a thing as Darkness? Professor : Yes. What is Night if there isn't Darkness? Student : You're wrong again, sir. Darkness is the Absence of Something. You can have Low Light, Normal Light, Bright Light, Flashing Light . . . But if you have No Light constantly, you have nothing and its called Darkness, isn't it? In reality, Darkness isn't. If it is, were you would be able to make Darkness Darker, wouldn't you? Professor : So what is the point you are making, Young Man ? Student : Sir, my point is your Philosophical Premise is flawed. Professor : Flawed? Can you explain how? Student : Sir, you are working on the Premise of Duality. You argue there is Life and then there is Death, a Good GOD and a Bad GOD. You are viewing the Concept of GOD as something finite, something we can measure. Sir, Science can't even explain a Thought. It uses Electricity and Magnetism, but has never seen, much less fully understood either one. To view Death as the Opposite of Life is to be ignorant of the fact that Death cannot exist as a Substantive Thing. Death is Not the Opposite of Life: just the Absence of it. Now tell me, Professor, do you teach your Students that they evolved from a Monkey? Professor : If you are referring to the Natural Evolutionary Process, yes, of course, I do. Student : Have you ever observed Evolution with your own eyes, sir?
(The Professor shook his head with a Smile, beginning to realize where the Argument was going )
Student : Since no one has ever observed the Process of Evolution at work and Cannot even prove that this Process is an On-Going Endeavor, are you not teaching your Opinion, sir? Are you not a Scientist but a Preacher?
(The Class was in Uproar )
Student : Is there anyone in the Class who has ever seen the Professor's Brain?
(The Class broke out into Laughter )
Student : Is there anyone here who has ever heard the Professor's Brain, Felt it, touched or Smelt it? . . . No one appears to have done so. So, according to the Established Rules of Empirical, Stable, demonstrable Protocol, Science says that You have No Brain, sir. With all due respect, sir, how do we then trust your Lectures, sir?
(The Room was Silent. The Professor stared at the Student, his face unfathomable)
Professor : I guess you'll have to take them on Faith, son. Student : That is it sir . . . Exactly! The Link between Man & GOD is FAITH. That is all that Keeps Things Alive and Moving.
NB: That student was Albert Einstein :)
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Tuesday, April 28, 2009
CONGRATULATION for the engagement Syazriah Manap ;D
Lawa camera ku atu ahh.. and no, we don't use professional camera.. huhuhu..
Susah hati ku meliat double chin ku atu ehh.. kan kurus ehh.. hahaha.. dari bila sudah ku cakap mcm atu ah?
I love this photo!
Her engagement ring..
Skype bersama tunangnya selepas di gelar tunang ;D
aku malas kan becakap banyak, kamu ngalih membaca and aku ngalih bepikir sama mentype! byeee babies.. play nice!
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Saturday, April 25, 2009
April inda lagi batah abis kamuu.. THATS MEAN (HAHAHAHAH!!! aku cakap macam style cikgu ku) I HAVE TO STUDY FOR MY 'AS' VERY SOON... bila tu ah soon atu? macam the speed of light lah.. haha. wtfart
Starting with my business.. SHITNITZ! im totally lost.. macam baru jua few langkah masuk ke hutan sudah tia, "aiii.. di mana tia tempat ku masuk ke hutan tadi? macam mana kan ku keluar? buka baju? nya orang tua-tua, kalau sasat di hutan, buka baju". haha. banar kah kamu theory orang tua-tua ah? anyways, macam atu tah rasa ku sama business.. hahahaha.. I SERIOUSLY NEED A TUTION CLASS FOR THIS..
Psychology was alright.. is just that i have problem with answering the questions esp when they asked abt the results and conclusion.. but insyallah, i can work out with that by october.. hehe..
Maths yang aku paling suka cause MORE MORE PRACTISE! then i'll do great.. hahaha.. mudahan jua ku inda lupa..
Its saturday night, here i am writing about this.. how sad is my life? bahh aku kan buat maths lah daripada ku menalur macam ani.. goodbye my lover.. goodbye my friends..
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Thursday, April 23, 2009
I have a dream.. My dream is to play in orchestra.. Nanti aku kawin, aku mahu ada orchestra eh.. cool kan tu kamuu? hehe..
Jealous ku meliat gambar ani ehh.. aku kambang bulu kalau meliat orchestra main.. I WANT TO BE A PART OF IT!!!!
Aku mahu jadi the first bruneian yang famous, main di orchestra ehh.. HAHAHAHHAHAHAHAH. aku ketawa sendiri wahh eh.. banyak angan-angan ani ehh.. SIUUKK angan-angan ani..
And you know, ada orang terkajut pasal aku suka JAZZ! his reaction was so funny! hahahaha. YAY!!! Esok no school bebeh..
Today, i had a bad day.. macam all classes that i went today.. semua kana marahi.. PRESSURE!!! STRESS KU!!!!! went back home, my dad made fun of my mom cause my mom's voice ilang and suaranya macam itik (Donald duck).. hahahah. cali lahh.. So they made my day!
Some friends are getting annoying and some even cross the bondaries.. Fuck to those who once told me, "i'll always be there for you whenever you need me". and when i told that someone, her/him reaction was only "Oohh.." and then again she/he said "if you need me, i'll always be there for you" GOSHH!!! I FEEL SO STUPID FOR TELLING THOSE KIND OF PEOPLE.. friends aren't always there for you all the time.
Whatever..
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Wednesday, April 22, 2009
HAPPY 18TH BIRTHDAY TO AIMI NASRIAH.. senyuman mu selalu di ingatan ku, kerana aku adalah sodara mu yang paling manis
di antara segala pemanis :D
No matter how old is she, she's still in LOVE with square pants.. but she loves me more, of course :p.
but she loves me more, of course :p. when you come and think about it, WHO DOESN'T LOVE MUNAB?! HAHAHAHAHAH :p. *slap me
Aimi bersama kawan-kawannya..
Aimi bersama budak-budak istimewa di hati aimi :D. kan mieh? kan? kan? kan? After aimi's surprise cake, had to rush to the swimming pool untuk cari si fuzah cause we got selected to watch the HSBC young entrepreneur awards. free cinema tickets (only for fuzah). free foods. free pendrive. the pendrive is kinda cool. haha. and FUZAH! aku punya tukar warna merah and THANK YOU for the ride.. You're my hero :p You're not just my hero but you're my angle from above.. you're my life saver! HAHAHAH. just like si sumah to you! *hint. vavy, vila you belanza me tengok wayang? HAHAHA. skill.
Exactly 5 years ago was the last time i saw my brother, iman. if only you're still here with us..
it will complete this photo :D
this picture was taken five years ago, january.
my ugly little sister and my little brother. guess whos the olders among this two? .
. . . . . . . . . ze boy! shadek ketuhan bah dari damit sudah rupanya.. hahahahaha..
This is something interesting...
Dresses made up from condoms! its called condoms dress hahahaha.. COOL ah kamu.. so girls out there, WOULD YOU WEAR THIS DRESS? you tell me, it doesn't matter what your name is. kamu, aku terimagine ada orang memakai bah, sekali other people come up to her ask for protections! hahaha. macam bejual lang.
aku tahu some of you guys rindu aku.. and kamu sanak aku post videos saja yatah post ku hari ani special sikit. BUT i'll end today punya post with amal's video. amal azwana, MY BFF! HAHAHAHA. sudahh tah sampai ke sana ahh. naaaahhh, liat tah kamu anak orang putih ayong ah. lapas kamu meliat, ikut ayong kamu jua ni. confirm!
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Monday, April 20, 2009
Singaporean Jokes...
Two rich men were talking over coffee one day and one of them said to the other one "Hey I tell you my driver is really stupid... you don't believe?
Let me show you." and he called his driver Ah Beng over and said "Ah Beng, here is a 10 dollar note, go to the car showroom and buy me a Mercedes." to which Ah Beng replied, "Yes Sir! right away!" and rushed off to the showroom.
The rich man turned to his friend and said, "See, I told you he was stupid." The other rich man said, "That's nothing, you want to see stupid,I will show you stupid." and he called his driver, Ali. "Ali, go home now and check to see if I'm at home." to which Ali said, "Yes Sir, right away Sir." and ran home. "See what I told you? He doesn't even have enough brains to know that I cannot be at home if I am here."
Later on, the two drivers met on the road. Ah Beng said to Ali, "Eh, you know my boss is sooo stupid. He gave me 10 dollars and ask me to go to the car showroom and buy him a Mercedes..... Doesn't he know that today is Sunday lah, the showroom is closed!"
Ali replied, "You think he is stupid ah? My boss lagi worse, he asked me to go home to check if he is at home.... He got hand phone what, can just call up to check lah!!!!"
HAHAHAHAH. siao kew tiew!
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Saturday, April 18, 2009
Syukur alhamdulilah, THERES NO SCHOOL TOM! DON'T YOU JUST LOVE SATURDAY.. the smell of saturday.. the taste of saturday.. the feeling that today is saturday.. HAHAHAHA. WTHECK am i talking about. and no, i don't like the saturdays cause they're so annoying. me and my heart theres no issue!!!!
DON'T YOU JUST LOVE PINOY?!!! I LOVE FILIPINOS!!!! even though most of their movies are BADUI(corny)!!!!!!!! i miss my pinoy boy. hehe. and of course, i miss my singaporian badui boy :D :D ehh anu bah, that dude bah yang menyanyi ah.. he looks like HAKIM CHERRY, kan? kan? hahahaha
(8) i just want you~ you~ you~ (8)
I cant wait for tom with my PTEM GIRLS! essehmen, aku ada kawan kaliah. jangan kau hina di sana atu. huhuh.
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Tuesday, April 14, 2009
The baby in the video reminds me of my sister, sabreena! HAHAHAH. nahh, macam kau lagi damit. nanti tah aku scan gambar mu yang kau posing maut ah! sekali aku post sini. mama cakap, cita-cita mu dulu kan jadi stewardess yatah kau begambar macam atu. ani kenapa tia?! HAHAHA.
kiuuuutt ah? belabih. rasa kan ku gigit! something funny happened today and shitznitz, I MISS SCHOOL esp psychology!
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Saturday, April 11, 2009
I kept on singing... (8) kau memang cantik dan juga lucu. cukup sudah~ ku kata kan~ (8) i've been looking for that song in the internet and finally! ze boyfriend looked for me and now, he's annoyed. hahah. thank you bebeh! MY OLD TIME FAVORITE! classic ni lagu ku ani. masa ani chris brown, dulu ada glen fredly. and i didn't know he's a christian until i watched this video.
Macam ala-ala backstreet boys ahh? ze boy friend said, " are you sure he's the real singer? he looks like my driver when i was in malaysia last year". so mean lah you! he's the love of my life kaliahh! USULNYA MACAM WESTLIFE KALIAH! siapa namanya tu? si sean? shawe? shawty? inda ku tahu eh. jangan di pajal. i swear to god, siapa cakap ia mcm driber atau gay.. ilang kepala mu tu. ku peduli apa?! aku iban! this is how we roll bebeh! hahah. bye babies. and thanks baby!
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Friday, April 10, 2009
Didn't go to school yesterday cause i'm not feeling well. GUESS WHAT?! MY DAY IS INCOMPLETE.. pasal si elly inda marahi aku kemarin! HAHAHAHA. My GP presentation is in 5 days, me and liah still don't have any information to present we can't find anything in the internet. the topic that we're going to present is MOVING PICTURES! bloody heck! i don't know anything about moving pictures. all i know is people take a picture of me and i smile in front of the camera. huhuh. apaaaan, inda masuk akal.
lalalalalalalala... the beauty of life... im out, theres nothing to tell baa. bye babies!
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Monday, April 6, 2009
A 15 year old girl who slept with men over 300 times because she's a playerrr! Mun ada orang macam atu bah, jangan tah di bangga kan eh. kesian mamanya. WATCH THIS!!! then you'll understand what i meant
Sanak jua ku the way she talks ehh.. rasa kan ku sumbat selipar arah mulutnya. KONGHAJA arah idung, bisai taah tu? mun adiku (pebaik kaka ku) macam atu, ku tampar belipat tu ah sampai masuk ke Al 'islah. INDA KU MENYURUH YA KUAR! huhuhuh. inda mental :p.
Before i go, i would like to greet this people a happy birthday to the April babies!
HAPPY 18TH BIRTHDAY to my junior high school best friend, Dayang Samihah Syafiqah.. I know we've been delaying our 'date', i'll make it up to you as soon as i can :). i miss you bangang girl.
HAPPY 19th BIRTHDAY to my uncle, HAJI KHAIRUL AZMI. ADANG TAH KAN BEJALAN SAJAAA!!! SADAR TAHH!!!! SAAAAAAAAAADAAARRRR!!!!! i hope you like the surprise! hahahaha :p
Last but not least, HAPPY 18TH BIRTHDAY to JAMINA JAMICAN! BABY GIRL!!! i misssss you woman. haven't heard from you for a very long time, we will go out SOON! atupun kalau mina inda sibuk, you atu lagi selalu sibuk! mengalahkan business woman yang bekerja di minyak shell ah. rindu me kan becakap sma you jamina!!!!
WE LOVE YOU APRIL BABIES!!!!!!
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Wednesday, April 1, 2009
YOU KNOW WHATS ANNOYING?!
THIS SONG is STUCK in MY MIND!!!
So WHAT?!
I HATE Hilary Duff. I used to like her back in Lizzie McGuire series. Pasal si pijul slalu annoyed aku kan si hilary atu kali. HAHAHAHA. sudahh tah kalau macam atu.
Munab★
yang di gilai ramai :D
AZIEMAH ISMAWI
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Birthday girl
The Gangster table!
Perempuan ani banyak orang takut ni..
The coolest people after me, of course :p.
Superstar bersama alai-alai..
hahahah. don't ask!
Duan, inda nampak muscle mu!
Amah bersama drebar bermesra-mesraan..
My after school... BELAJAR!!!!
Aziemah ismawi iaitu saya sendiri.
Amal Azwana, Vavy gurlzZz no.1
Mahfuzah, Vavy gurlzZz no.2
NYAMAN!
The Vavy gurlzZz.. HAHAHAHA
GUILTY!
AZIEMAH ISMAWI